December 14, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jessica Simpson's cinematic masterpiece "Blonde Ambition" will be released in theaters on December 21st reports People . Well, theaters in Texas.
The production company putting out this junk said they will release it in Texas and then decide what to do next. It was reported that it was going straight to DVD in January. The production company said, "It is being released in this crowded marketplace in eight theaters in Texas The reason we chose Texas is the two stars are from Texas: Jessica Simpson and Luke Wilson. As an independent studio, we, as a rule, don't have major wide releases. It's a very common release practice for independent studios."
"It is a very cute film that Jessica fans will love and be thrilled with. We've done a second film with Jessica, Major Movie Star [slated for 2008 release], and we have all the confidence in her."
Does this mean Jessica will be up for an Oscar next year, because you totally know she's a major contender. What did Texas do to deserve this? Instead of getting an additional screen to show "Alvin and the Chipmunks" they have to give it up for Jessica's mess. They should just show it in porn theaters, because the only people who are going to see that shit are dirty men that like to choke their shit in public.
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