December 14, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Openly gay actor, Rupert Everett, said that if he was a straight dude he'd probably be a monster. The 48-year-old thanks his sexuality for keeping him sane.
He said, "It's just as well I'm gay. If I was straight, I'd be a hopeless mad movie star who fucks everything that moves. That's what I'd be like – married to every single girl that I'd worked with, on wife number 10 by now, always being sued for divorce because I'd been caught with two chicks somewhere. Or I'd be like a rapper – three girls at the same time, coke, orgies, yachts. I would be a monster, actually. I'd have to be competitive on a lad level with all those other male movie stars."
I am so confused by what he said. I can't even wrap my gay brains around the thought of being a straight dude. Straight chick, yes. I'd be an uber slut. I'd probably be on my 3rd vagina transplant if I was a straight chick. Straight dude….I mean, I'd probably be married with 2 kids, a minivan and living in Paw Paw, West Virginia.
I'm sure being a gay dude he's had plenty of orgies and coke parties.
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