December 14, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
First things skank, what the hell is Paris Hilton wearing?! Who told her that head to toe animal print was hot? Jackie Collins? Her legs look like the crabs finally had enough and attacked her in a rage. Right now they are devoted to her, but it's bound to happen one day.
Paris is still in Germany where she was spotted canoodling with a young model named Julian. Oh poor, young Julian has no idea what's about to hit him. A big wod of the herp!