One Last Blow Out

December 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Amy Wino has reportedly promised her handlers that she's going to enter a detox and rehab program at the beginning of the year. The Sun reports that Amy will check into a one-week program in Israel, but wants to have one last blow out. She wants to throw a Christmas party at her new home in Bow, East London. White Christmas! Let's go skiing at Wino's.
A source said that after her major blow out, she wants to clean herself up to make a glittering debut at the Grammys. “She wants to give the performance of her life in LA. But she’s going to throw a party over Christmas — which will probably be a messy affair.” 
Wino better watch it. This last blow out could literally be her last. She needs much more than a one-week detox. Try one-year detox. She needs her blood drained and new blood put back in.  
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