December 14, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jordan said she really doesn't like sex toys, because they are too cold for a coochie. In an interview with Cosmo magazine, the ever-demure Jordan talked about heated vibrators.
She said, "Sex toys aren't exactly like real life, are they? They're as cold as anything. They should make them heated, bring out a new heated range."
There's already a few vibrators out there that you can get warm before using. i just know these things, don't ask. Jordan probably wants it piping hot. Um…talk about clit burns. That doesn't sound very pleasant. I'm surprised Jordan has any kind of feeling down there from all the action it's gotten.
She should try a curling iron, but warn that dumb bird not to open it while it's inside. Ick.
Source: The Sun
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