A Real Keeper

December 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Lindsay Lohan's new supposed dude, Spencer Guilburt, talked to PageSix.com about his whatever relationship with the L one. He said they met through mutual friends. No, the mutual friend wasn't a community crack pipe although I thought about it for a split second. Lindsay doesn't do that anymore!
Spencer said, "I've seen her a lot since she's been home. And expect to see me with her more. If I'm dating Lindsay, Lindsay will let you know. It will come out soon enough." Okay, he's barely been dating her and already talking to the media. Yeah, this one's a keeper. Lindsay needs this dude like she needs another pair of black leggings. He better not get too comfortable. 
In other L news! She called into a Las Vegas radio station this morning to win Hannah Montana tickets for her friend's young nieces. She talked about boring stuff like not going out so much and how she's working on her album right now.
She also said she wants to go to Africa soon because she, "really loves children and it would be nice to give back."
Hold up….she has to call in to get Hannah Montana tickets? Um….Hannahn Montana is a current Disney hooker and Lindsay used to be a hooker for the Big D. Shouldn't Pimp Disney throw a few tickets to their old ho? Cheap ass Disney!
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