Who Stole Paula Abdul’s Urine?

December 13, 2007 / Posted by:
Paula Abdul was once the victim of urine theft. She claims she gave a urine sample to her doctor and was shocked to find out that she needed to give another sample, because some crazed fan stole her first one.
She said, "Well, this is gross, but I was once at the gynaecologist and my doctor said, 'We asked you to do a urine sample, so where is it?' "I told him that I'd left it out in reception, and when he came back he said, 'This is really embarrassing but a man who works here is your biggest fan and he stole it.' Needless to say he got fired. In hindsight it's a funny story."
Way to cover your ass Paula. She was probably so hopped up on pills that she thought her urine sample was some delicious hot lemonade, so she drank it. She was too ashamed to tell the doctor, so she made up some lie.  
If this is true, the dude that stole her urine will most likely be the moron that is going to empty his savings on Marilyn Manson's foreskin .  
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