December 13, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Katie Holmes told a bunch of lies to InStyle for their January 2008 issue. I'm sure bitch showed up with 10 of Tom's handlers and statements already memorized. She said marriage to Tom "made her life." Yeah, because your career was headed straight for Lifetime movies. I mean it's still headed there, but at least it's taken a slight detour.
"I still get like that, 'Whew.' When you fall in love, it's as though time stops. It's all-encompassing. I try every day to let him know how much I love him. It gets better and better. It has made my life."
Can this dumb bitch get more homo? I swear. Hanging around Tom has turned her into a sappy, gay man.
She also said they would like kids sometime in the future. They are probably working that out in the contract.
Katie also said that Tom loves her in a suit. "Tom likes me in a suit and a mini every now and then. I like it when he likes it. It makes me blush. He'll say, 'You look good. I hope security's going with you.' Now that gives me attitude."
She didn't mention the jock strap and strap-on.