Liza Needs A Vacation
December 13, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Liza Minelli collapsed on stage in Sweden yesterday and was rushed to the hospital. Liza was only a couple of songs into her set when she fell off the stage and was caught by her production manager. Give him a raise!
61-year-old Liza was discharged from the hospital and flew back home to the States. The cause of her condition and reason for collapse are unknown, but a witness said she looked in pain during her performance.
Give her a little whiskey and she'll be ok. Wait, she's off the sauce. Ok, give her a little Hot Toddy. Wait, that has booze in it. Ok, a little hot water and a vicodin. Wait, that's not a good idea. Shit, the only way I know how to get better is with booze and pills!
Hang in there Liza. Take a vacation!
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