Everything’s Lovely

December 13, 2007 / Posted by:
 
A French woman came forward claiming she's been having an affair with Eva LongWHORIA's husband, Tony Parker. She claims they have been doing it for a couple of months now and that Eva doesn't know. The woman said Tony comes to her, because Eva doesn't want to do certain things. "She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne."
 
No loads to the face for Eva? How the hell did she get her role on Desperate Housewives then? Oh, swallowing.
 
However, Eva and Tony are saying it's a bunch of lies. Of course. Tony told People , "I love my wife. She's the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier." Longoria, who took Parker's name this year after their July nuptials, added, "Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband."
 
Yeah Eva, but what about sperm on your face? I give this marriage another year, TOPS!
 
 
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