Curious Whore

December 13, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Paris Hilton has resorted to swinging from pipes like a monkey in order to get a little attention. Paris partied at Berlin's Maxx club last night and people looked like they could give a rat's ass. How do you say "useless skank" in German? Paris is in Berlin promoting her canned piss. 
 
In other skank news, Paris has vowed to go green . She said, "I changed all the light bulbs to energy-safe light bulbs and I'm buying a hybrid car right now. Little things that people can do every day to make a huge difference."
 
Paris has actually been green for a long time. The light bulb in her head is always off.  
 
 
 
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