Shocking! Britney Didn’t Show!

December 12, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Brit Brit Spears was supposed to be deposed by KFed's attorney today at 10am. Bitch didn't show. KFed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, told TMZ that she claims to have some sort of medical condition. He said he will seek some sort of compensation from the court. He doesn't know when they will reschedule for.
 
A source close to Brit blames anxiety, "There's a million people outside of her house. She can see all the other madness (presumably she's looking at our live streaming video). The anxiety is making her sick. It's just too crazy."
 
Crazy in the head. It's the sugar in the Frapp! Hah. I bet you she'll be at the Four Seasons tonight and Starbucks before that. Sick my ass.
 
I knew she wasn't going to show. We should've taken bets. Yeah, the only problem with that is nobody would've bet that she would show up.
 
UPDATE: PageSix.com reports the deposition will happen sometime after the new year. Apparently, she got camera shy from all the media attention. There's a first time for everything.
 
 
 
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