December 12, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
UsWeekly (via Page Six ) reports that a moronic French movie producer wants to cast Britney Spears as the Virgin Mary in his new movie satire called "Sweet Baby Jesus." He plans to start shooting in March and said Britney is currently looking over the script.
I hope he gave her a script on tape, because bitch can't read.
Phillipe Rebboah said, "I had to convince my partners, because they were like, 'Oh, no. Britney?' But I thought it was brilliant."
Brit would play a 19-year-old (HA!) pregnant girl unsure of her baby's paternity. She goes into labor on Christmas eve in Bethlehem, Maryland with people in town saying the baby's birth is Jesus Christ's second coming.
It will be Jesus Christ's second coming if Brit plays the Virgin May. JC would make an encore appearance just to slap Britney straight for trying to play his mama.
In other BS news, she's due to be deposed this morning in that little custody case. The depo could last a few days. All lawyers will be present. Yeah, like she's going to show.
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