Not In Front Of The Child!

December 12, 2007 / Posted by:
Get a spaceship! Nobody wants to see your homo giggles. Tom Cruise came out to support Will Smith at the premiere of "I Am Legend" in NYC last night. Just a couple of days ago Tommy was in Hollywood supporting Will there. Well, isn't he just a cute lil' Willy cheerleader?
Jada Pinkett Smith finally brought her lesbian ass out to support her beard. At first I thought she was looking cute, but then I took a closer look. She looks like that Christmas present you wrapped at the last minute. You know the one that has effed up edges and the bow is all crooked and shit. Homegirl looks like that.
The kids look cute, though.  
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