Jessica Alba Is Knocked Up

December 12, 2007 / Posted by:
What sluts! Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are expecting a little brat in the Spring or Summer reports People . Her rep confirms it, "I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer."
Jessica, 26, and Cash, 28, broke up for a wee bit, but got back together. Looks like the make-up sex paid off.
Jessica was in talks to make her Broadway debut in "Speed The Plow" this Summer, but looks like that's not going to happen. Bitch messed that up. Hah, she was going to suck anyway. There's still time for you to suck on Broadway, Jessica.
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