Blame It On The Frapp

December 12, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Access Hollywood brought in some kind of doctor that believes all of Britney's crazy antics might be due to her excessive frappuccino consumption. Dr. Timothy Brantley said, “She’s a person who’s completely addicted to sugar. This is like heroin for a junkie. She’s literally on a roller coaster to hell.”
 
“Caffeine and sugar in this drink will drive your blood sugars and hormones crazy and it can effect your mood for hours. Once you get a quick rise and a quick drop, the body is back in a craving cycle again.”
 
He went on to say that "caffeine content in her extra large soda could cause memory loss, inattentiveness and anxiety. If you flood your body with sugars and all of a sudden you become really hyper, I think your judgement is going to be really altered."
 
Um…blah…blah…blah…NO! Bitch is just naturally crazy. Although she should try and use that excuse at her next hearing. "Judge tha frapps is makin' me crazy! Eff I stop, kin i have mah chillun back?" Silly me! She loves the frapps more than her kids.
 
 
 
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