Who’s Side Are You On?

December 11, 2007 / Posted by:
Jessica Simpson isn't talking to her ex, John Mayer, and she doesn't want anybody else close to her talking to him either. Page Six reports that Eva LongWHORIA recently chatted up John when she ran into him at an event. Jessica found out and immediately flew into a rage and called Eva. A source said, "When Jessica heard that Eva was being friendly and polite to John, she called her a back-stabber and was furious.
Jess' rep denies the fight.
I believe this shit. Jessica seems like the type even though her "relationship" with Mayer was all sorts of fake. Papa Joe probably threatened to re-cast Eva as Jessica's best friend for talking to the so-called enemy. Besides I'm sure Eva wasn't talking to him. She was probably just giving him a hand job. Hand jobs are practically like hand shakes.
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