December 11, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jessica Simpson reportedly wants to be taken seriously as an actress and is considering showing her chi-chis for her art. Jessica hasn't had much luck with the whole movie thing. "Blonde Ambition" is headed straight to video and I wouldn't be surprised if "Major Movie Star" was sitting on a shelf at Blockbuster instead of hitting the big-screen.
A source said, "Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."
That dumb dumb! It's probably a porn movie! Stupid bitch probably thinks the dialogue in porn movies is like deep shit. She's like "This script is really, really good! It's really powerful. It's called 'Major Dirt Star.' That's kind of like the name my last movie! So funny. Ahahaha!!!!"
Papa Joe recently said that Jessica turned down a script that they said was going to win her an Oscar, but it required nudity. "The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I told them, 'I think we'll just buy a statue of a little man and keep our clothes on.' "
But because her movie career is in the stinker, she could be changing her tune. Oh and is he talking about the same Oscars I think he's talking about. You know the Academy Awards? I mean did Oscar Meyer Weiner start giving out movie awards?