December 11, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
JLo is reportedly having twins, a boy and a girl, and she's already spoiling their asses. Are we surprised? This is the woman who wore mink eyelashes. Rush & Molloy reports that JLo has registered for gifts at Petit Tresor in Los Angeles and is asking for all sorts of overpriced crap. Here's what the bitch wants:
2 cashmere outfits, one blue and one pink – $349 each
2 moses baskets – $225 each
1 jogging stroller for two – $560
2 Peg Perego strollers for 2 – $429 each
JLo has also hired Petit Tresor to decorate three nurseries in her 3 homes in Bel Air, Fisher Island and Oyster Bay. Each nursery will reportedly cost her $40,000.
I'm surprised she's not getting them fur coats and Versace gowns. What is the point of a $349 cashmere outfit for a newborn? It's only going to vomit and shit all over it. That baby could give a fuck if it's wearing cashmere.
Jogging stroller? I feel sorry for the nanny. You know JLo's fat ass is going to be the one jogging around with the twins. The nanny is. I hope she has a strong heart.
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