This Is Just Too Easy

December 10, 2007 / Posted by:
 
You know Tom Cruise was popping a boner looking at Will Smith on all fours. Tommy Girl was on hand to watch his friend Will Smith get his hand and foot prints immortalized at Grauman's Chinese Theatre today
 
Tommy Girl spoke to Entertainment Tonight about his friend Will. Let me translate it for you. I believe TG is speaking in code.
 
TG said: "I feel honored to know him and his family. When I get around him I feel inspired."
 
TG meant: "I feel horny. When I am around him I get hard."
 
TG said: "We push each other and we need that."
 
TG meant: "We push each other and we need that" (but read it in a sexy voice)
 
TG said: "Wherever Will Smith is, that's where the party is!"
 
TG meant: "Whenever Will's around, there's a party in my pants."
 
TG said: "He is an extraordinary artist."
 
TG meant: "He gives good head."

Here's Tommy Girl with Will's kids and some random dog today. Hmmm….where was Jada?
 
 
 
Wenn
 
 
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