Paris Hilton Is Friend To All Midgets

December 10, 2007 / Posted by:
Paris Hilton has befriended an Oompa-Loompa performer named Robin Sherwood. At a performance at Cameo in Miami, Robin was hurt when the audience suddenly rushed the stage. He cut his leg badly and Paris was there to nurse him. Oh and by nurse I mean she sucked him off. Paris sucks midget dick!
A source said, "Yes, Paris Hilton stayed with him until an ambulance came to take care of him. … Paris was great, she was there until he was turned over to the medical technicians."
Saint Paris really should win a Nobel Peace Prize. She has a giving heart and a giving vagina. Here's Paris looking like a $2 hooker just off the night-shift outside the Versace mansion in Miami yesterday.


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