Forgotten Larry

December 10, 2007 / Posted by:
Larry Birkhead held a viewing party for Barbara Walter's 10 Most Fascinating People of 2007, because he thought he might have made the top spot. Gatecrasher reports that Larry had been approached by ABC and he really thought he would make the list.
A source said, "Larry had been approached by ABC to be one of the candidates, but unknown to him they didn't use him. So when they released all the names except the top one — the most fascinating person that they were going to reveal on the show — he thought it was going to be him. That's what he was telling people."
The top spot went to J.K. Rowling. Oh well Larry! Maybe you'll be Prom Queen next year. Larry even invited the paps out to photograph him shopping at Kitson, because he thought he would need fresh pics for the papers.  
Poor Larry! He's gonna have to whore out his poor daughter even more now.  Nobody cares about him anymore. Hmmm…maybe that rumored sex tape he made with Howard K. Stern will accidentally surface? SICK!
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