What About The Swedish Pizza Boy?

December 8, 2007 / Posted by:
Swedish who? Parasite Hilton and Nachos are back to their old skank tricks. The other night in Miami the two were spotted sucking face. Sources told Page Six t hat both have been in Miami and Paris has been on the hunt for Nachos. The other night Paris saw him with another girl and flipped out.
A source said, "Paris saw that Stavros was with a girl, and she went crazy. She literally stood on Stavros' table and began screaming at him. Then she started dancing and trying to get his attention."
Have you seen that hooker dance? She looks like an ostrich who just stepped on a nail. Bitch can't dance. If she's using her moves to woo men she's fucked and not in the way she wants.  
Looks like she got her Nachos in the end. Poor Swedish pizza boy.
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