Barf Wedding

December 8, 2007 / Posted by:
FoxNews has it on good authority that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders will make it legal this weekend. A source said the two will become 1 at one of the Carlyle Hotels in the Bahamas. 27-year-old Vanessa arrived with a full entourage yesterday.
34-year-old Nick has been married once before to that big-tittied frog named Jessica Simpson.
Can't wait for the reality show, because you know there's going to be one. Jessica is probably crying into Papa Joe's arms. PJ is probably working overtime trying to get Jessica and Tony Romo photographed again this weekend, so it looks like she's completely moved on and could care less about Nick getting married. 
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