Strained Kisses

December 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Look everyone! Rachael Ray and her husband are doing A-OK! She looks just thrilled to be with him. He's not cheating on her! See! See!

Yeah fucking right! Who wouldn't cheat on that annoying hedgehog of a woman? She's about as pleasant as a blowjob from a vampire. I used to like her for a split second, but then I realized what a fake and a phony she is. 

Her husband totally looks like Roger Bart aka George from the Pharmacist from Desperate Housewives.  

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