Germany Wants Nothing To Do With Scientology

 

Germany's top officials announced today that they are seeking a ban on the Church of Scientology. They believe it "threatens the peaceful democratic order" and are putting together the necessary information to ban the cult religion. 

 

They also believe Scientology's principles conflict with the nation's constitution. 

 

The President of the Scientology in Berlin said, "It is very, very clear that the true picture of what Scientology is about is pushing its way through. The interior ministers are clearly reacting to that."

 

The interior ministers gave no specific reasons as to why they want that shit banned but said, "From a number of sources, some of them not available to the public, it has been determined that (the organization) seeks to limit or rescind basic and human rights, such as the right to develop one's personality and the right to be treated equally."

 

Scientology first set up camp in Germany in 1970. They currently have around 6,000 members.

 

The shit is on. Send Agent Tommy Girl and Agent Travolta Girl into Germany STAT. They must challenge these interior ministers to a disco dance-off followed by a sword fight (you know what kind of sword fight I'm talking about).  

 

These interior ministers probably want to replace Scientology with a religion called The Hoff. 

 

Source: CNN