Nicolas Cage’s Son Scares Me

December 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Nicolas Cage's 16-year-old son, Weston Coppola Cage, looks like he would bite the head of a dove and spit it at you. Actually, I take that back. He's probably one of those types that looks freaky on the outside, but is a teddy bear on the inside. He probably eats Cocoa Puffs while watching Saturday morning cartoons.
He sort of looks like that chick from Evanescence.
Here's Weston with Christina Fulton at the "Fulcage" fashion show last night. 
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