Jesus Christ!

December 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Apple! Jesus Christ! A new man! Just another night for Brit Brit Spears. Britney was out with her broker, Robert Edie, yesterday where they looked at several homes before going back to her real home, The Four Seasons Hotel. They stayed there until almost midnight and then they left for her house. You know, the house she's never at. Brit wore a pink wig while she was Robert. Don't want your new boy toy to see your snake's nest, Brit? I'm sure he saw the real snake's nest later that night. Hope he brought a few box of condoms to protect his willy from that mess! 
Earlier in the day Brit was also spotted carrying a book about Jesus Christ. Even he can't save you! It's probably just one of those "hollow books." She keeps a stash of meth, Starbucks coupons and a picture of her in a bikini in there. 
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