Damn Owen!

December 6, 2007 / Posted by:
PageSix.com has a picture of Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson in Peru. Screw Woody, look at Owen. No wonder he gets all the hos. He is a Butterscotch stallion. I'd ride that shit till his crooked nose went straight. Fuck the nose straight! 
Although it's not all dicks and giggles in Peru. Living in Peru reports that a local cameraman claims the two dudes held him against his will as they attacked another photographer yesterday. They are apparently filing a police report against Owen and Woody. 
Owen and Woody are in town to visit a children's shelter they founded together.
Thanks Amanda
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