December 6, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
A Dlisted birdie sent me a supposed notice from LA Casting asking for a Britney Spears body double for an upcoming photoshoot for Blender. Here's what it reads:
Britney/BlenderRate: $500 a dayShoot Dates: Either Friday 12/14 or Monday 12/17"Photo double / Female / Caucasian / 18 – 25 "We are casting for a Britney Spears body double. You must have shoulder to medium length blonde hair. This person must also be in shape! 5'2" to 5'5". This will be a take off of a Bert Stern photograph of Marilyn Monroe in bed, from the last shoot before her death. Your face will not be shown in the final photograph/cover
Above is the photo of Marilyn I believe they are talking about. This listing could be fake, but it's hilarious. They probably know Britney isn't going to show at all, so they need to cover their bases.
They should just take a picture of Porky Pig in a white sheet and call it a day. Easier that way.
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