Tara Reid Is Overpriced
December 5, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Tara Reid was in Australia this week for that hooker's ball thing and bitch was trying to charge up to $35,000 to host other parties while she was there. Surprisingly, nobody wanted to pay that price for a 5 cent hooker. Why buy the skank when you can get the STD for free!
Tara was forced to drop her price all the way down to $3,500 a night reports Page Six . She's headed in the right direction, but still that's asking too much. Tara Reid's on clearance.
You can get a group of hookers for around $500. They will be more entertaining and probably bring less STDs. Tara needs to learn her place.
She's also looking like Magda from There's Something About Mary these days and there's nothing sexy about that.
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