December 5, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Nooo! She's at the airport. I think. Shauna Sand is such a classy lady that she probably just got off her private jet and is waiting for her stretch limousine with cashmere seats to pick her up. That's the only way Shauna travels.
And will somebody PLEASE get me this woman's shoe size and P.O. Box! She is so asking for a new pair of shoes for Christmas. Maybe she was involved in some freak stripper pole accident and those shoes are permanently attached to her feet.
She is so elegant it hurts. How many stuffed teddy bears do you think gave their life up for that coat?
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