December 5, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
The most famous polar bear in the world, Knut, turned 1 today in Berlin. Knut found fame after his bitch of a mother rejected him, but the world embraced him! The Zoo celebrated by letting all kids in for free. They then fed the kids to Knut as a pressie. Joking! They gave Knut fish cake. SICK!
One little girl said, "He's so dirty! They should have given him a bath." What a bitch! Why don't you shut your ass and eat your fish cake!
Happy Birthday Knut! Hopefully, they got you a polar bear hooker as a special treat.
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