December 5, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Now's your chance! It looks like Britney's old piece, JR Rotem, is looking for love on JDate under the username bhmusic. JR describes himself as a 32-year-old, non-smoking, non-drinking, muscular music producer.
Hey girls… Congrats for stumbling onto my profile – you just hit the jackpot! I am Jonathan, an established music producer who is having a challenging time meeting a hot Jewish girl with good values. The success and visibility I have earned in the music industry keeps me surrounded by the wrong girls (golddiggers, cheap chicks, wannabe artists looking to use a guy like me for a music career, money, fame, etc) Some personality traits that seperate me from most of the people I know in Los Angeles is a high moral code of honesty and loyalty. I would never cheat or lie to anyone I'm with as I believe in treating others as you would want to be treated. I think that those values are the fundamental part of establishing a meaningful relationship. That, and intense physical attraction…
I just hit the jackpot? Then why do I feel so cheated? Aww…I really hope JR finds love. I mean he's going to need to find a good mother to "his child" with Britney since we know she can't handle that job.
If you think you're the right woman for JR and you want to hit the jackpot…oh and you're Jewish…go on over to JDate and get your man! Make sure you bring antibacterial wipes on your date.
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