Rich Bitch Goes Into Hiding

December 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Leona Helmsley's dog, Trouble, has been forced to flee her own home on a private jet and go into hiding after receiving several death threats. When Leona passed away she left Trouble $12 million. She has apparently received over 20 death threats and is living in an undisclosed Florida location.
Leon's former aide said, "We were alarmed by the number of threats – 20 to 30, something of that order. I'm gonna kill the dog. I'm gonna kidnap the dog. I need the $12 million."
Trouble needs to take some of that $12 million and mosey on down to her nearest breeder and pick up a dozen look-a-likes. DUH! She needs to guard that booty! No, not the one she sucks on…the one she pays her bills with!  
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