Britney Spears Can Be Replaced

December 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Jive Records isn't going to get burned by Britney Spears again. Last week the label organized a $500,000 video shoot for Brit's next single "Piece of Me." Jive knows that Brit isn't the most reliable bitch in the business, so they asked one of their younger artists, Samantha Jade, to be on call just in case Brit didn't show up.
When Brit failed to show up, Jive told her that if she didn't come to the shoot they would bring in Samantha. Jive was going to slightly re-tool the shoot for Samantha's single "Eyes on Me."
A source said, "They were going to recalibrate it for Samantha, because it was too expensive to just scrap. Britney finally showed up when she realized a new, younger, hotter girl would take her slot." Yeah, she showed up 12 hours later.
Page Six also reports that at her birthday party, Britney begged Paris HIlton to let her use her cell phone. I guess Brit lost hers. Brit called KFed and asked him to come out and party with her. I guess dumb ho forgot that one of them has to take care of THEIR kids.
"She begged him to come out with her. Kevin reminded her that one of them needed to be a parent and take care of the boys. Then she hung up on him. Kevin said she was drinking."
Britney drunk dialing KFed? Classic. She probably sounds drunk all the time, so it'd be extra entertaining to hear her begging him while she was actually drunk.
I say replace the ho! If she's not grateful, somebody else will be.
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