Squeeeeeeeze
December 3, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Tina Knowles is making her daughter, Beyonce, work hard for the beauty. Beyonce looked like she was about to bust a rib at last night's "Movies Rock" event. They probably had to sew her ass in with fish wire. She's posing like that, because she can't breathe.
Beyonce later performed "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" during the show. More like "Somewhereereeree aaah uhhhh ahhh ooooooveeeeeerrr thaaaaa uhhhhh ahhhhh raaaaainboooow uhhhhhh ahhhh!!!" No, she's not having a seizure! That's how she sings.
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