Good Morning Wino!

December 3, 2007 / Posted by:
No, Amy Wino is not the next methface of Victoria's Secret. Amy was caught wondering the streets of London at 5:45am in just her bra, jean and no shoes. The Daily Mail reports Amy came out of a friend's house in East London this morning looking distressed, wandered the streets for a little bit and then went back inside.
The witness said, "She came out of the house, walked down the drive and wandered around on the pavement for a bit. She looked upset and agitated but there was no obvious reason for her to have come outside. It was weird."  
Amy rep had this explanation, "Amy had been fast asleep and heard a noise. She went outside to investigate."
In the freeeezing cold? The crack can keep her warm. I'm pretty sure what the rep meant to say was "Amy was waiting for her dealer, got annoyed that he was late and went outside to see if he was coming down the road"
Poor Wino. She really needs to trade in the smack for some hot cocoa. Heroin is not looking good on her.
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