Christian Slater Wants To Suck Your Toes

December 1, 2007 / Posted by:
Christian Slater said in a recent interview that he's developed a liking for "toe play" in the bedroom. This isn't too surprising since he's been linked to Jimmy Choo founder, Tamara Mellon.
He said, “I’m always experimenting in the bedroom – trying to discover new ways to have a good time and enjoy myself. I think toes are a lot of fun, definitely. Do some of your own research and find out how, but trust me. Uh oh, now I’ve crossed the line!”
I'd let Christian suck my toes. However, I'd be concerned that his face would fall off from all the sucking going on. I don't know if his botoxed mug can take that much suction. His face falling on my feet would totally kill the mood.
Christian also talked about his drug use and thinks it's fine in moderation.
The last time I had ecstasy was five years ago. There’s no question that in proper quantities and the right manner, drugs are fine. On the other hand, your perceptions tend to get all screwed up and you lose track.”
Ectasy at his age! I stopped taking ectasy, because of those annoying light shows people try and give you. If you've taken it at a rave you know what I'm talking about. These raver morons come up to you with light sticks and try and dazzle you with their skills. Unfortunately, the ectasy you've just ingested makes it so that you can't make fun of them. You just kind of stand there with a stupid smile on your face and inside you're thinking "this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life" but that damn chemical is stopping you from saying it! Eff ectasy!
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