Penny Is Hot, But That Woman Next To Her Is Hotter

November 30, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Penny Cruz wore what looks like a recycled 80s prom dress to Queen Sophia Spanish Institute's Gold Medal Gala last night in NYC. FANCY! I actually like the dress. I'm gay and gays like bows. They do. The bigger the bow the better.
 
I also adore Penny, but I have a friend who thinks she's the ugliest thing. He said she looks like a "stingy bird." What the hell is that? Aren't all birds stingy? I mean I've seen one mommy bird straight-up take a worm from her baby's mouth. Selfish.
 
I would immediately go lesbo for Penny.  
 
 
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