Fits Like A Glove

November 29, 2007 / Posted by:
It's pretty fitting that one of America's biggest hookers will host The Hooker's Ball in Darwin, Australia this weekend. The event's organizer said Tara Reid will dress in lingerie or as a hooker. So basically she'll be wearing her normal clothes! Ok, then.
The organizer said, "It's a night like your 'pimps and prostitutes' or sleaze balls, and it's just a night of less is best. We thought Tara Reid would be a great choice … it’s a very naughty night and an opportunity to put your inhibitions down."
Oh and he forgot to mention that she's also a great choice, because she's a prostitute herself. However, I think they messed up on the poster. Tara Reid has never been A-list. EVER. Unlesss A stands for Asshole?
You know Tara wasn't even their first choice. They probably wanted the World's biggest hooker, Paris Hilton. She's too busy hosting The Dumb Stupid Whore Cunt Ball. 
Thanks Brent
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