You Know How I Like It
November 28, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
I once said that I thought Carrot Bottom was hot and that I'd let him stick the carrot down the bunny hole. I'm eating my fucking words. Ok, I probably would do Carrot Bottom only because I'm a masochist.
Doing CB would be like that scene in "Requiem For A Dream" where Jennifer Connelly is about to do "ass to ass" with that other hooker for drugs and she knows this is going to be one of the most horrifying experiences of her life, but she has to do it. Doing Carrot Bottom would be like that, but worse. His tongue looks rather inviting though. It makes me want to take a seat….I'll stop.
Here's Carrot Bottom at the Gene Simmons roast last night. Bonus! Corey Feldman was also there wearing one of the douchiest shirts ever created.
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