November 28, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Xtina is pregnant and naked on the cover and pages of January's Marie Claire magazine. They probably cleared out the MAC factory with all the bronzer they used on her body.
She told the mag that her pregnancy was a bit of a shock. "We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn't know how much time it would take. You've heard it takes some time — except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here… I'm like, Oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?"
Bat Boy has super sperm. STOP XTINA! I don't even want to think of that man busting a load. That should be illegal.
She said she didn't say anything about being knocked up, because she's just not like that. "Because I hadn't said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that's not the case at all. I just wasn't commenting. I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl."
No, but Paris Hilton is! She let the world know.
Xtina is no Demi Moore. Just because you're knocked up doesn't mean we want to see you naked! It's not empowering. That baby isn't even born yet and she's already whoring it out.