November 28, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Mary-Kate Olsen lives! She was spotted in NYC today. Homegirl was hospitalized last week or something for like a kidney infection. She probably ate a pea and it got stuck in her esophagus. I mean imagine how small her esophagus is. Like a drinking straw.
MK was coming out of Bubby's in Tribeca which was closed down very recently by the health department due to rats and coaches. That place is delicious, but I don't want rat caca in my waffles or do I?
Let's hope the health dept. doesn't see these pictures or they may close them down again thinking a giant rat was on the premises. Awww….I take that back. She's not a rat. She's a tiny little dormouse. A little doormouse with big, red Ray-Bans.
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