Kelly Slater Has The Worst Taste

November 28, 2007 / Posted by:
Kelly Slater and Kiki Dunst are dating according to Life & Style. The two recently went out on a romantic date to Ago in Los Angeles. A witness said, “They were flirting a lot, smiling and giggling. They were having a fun time, and there was definite chemistry. It looked like they were getting to know each other.”
The witness added that Kiki "was hanging on his every word." No, she was probably smelling him. She's so used to her own nasty stench that when she smells soap it intrigues her.
Kelly has recently been linked to Gis Bundchen, Cameron Diaz, Pamela Anderson and Bar Rafaeli.  
At least he'll save money in surf wax. Kiki just has to lay down on his board and rub her grease all over it.
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