November 28, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Heath Ledger reportedly stunk up a subway train in NYC recently. That's hard to do, because those things already smell like a load of jizz coming out of a dirty ass. A witness told OK! that Heath was with his daughter and looked dirty. What's new?
"He was pushing past the crowds on a staircase and I got quite a whiff. He smelled pretty unwashed! His jacket has clearly never seen the inside of a washing machine. He seemed to be going for the hobo-chic look!"
Maybe that's why Gemma Ward wants nothing to do with him. Heath has apparently been trying to get with the model, but she wants nothing to do with him reports Page Six .
Someone introduce him to Britney Spears. Those two pig pens can make-out on her shit stained sofa in dirty bliss.
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