Brit Brit Is A Wig Stealer

November 28, 2007 / Posted by:
UsWeekly claims Britney Spears stole a wig and stripped down in the middle of the Hustler store in West Hollywood to try on panties on November 18th at 1am. A witness said Brit wanted to try on several panties, but they wouldn't let her. 
Brit took matters into her own ass and changed in the middle of the store in front of 15 people. She tried on boy shorts with the word "Barely Legal" stitched on the back. 
A source said, "The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child." She also started to walk out with merchandise, but the staff told her she had to pay. She rolled her eyes and handed them a credit card.
On her way out Britney snatched a wig from one of the mannequins and ran off.
If she's going to steal wigs can she please steal them from joints that have high quality wigs. I'm sick of seeing her skanky ass rat's nest.
Oh and I'm just letting you know don't ever buy undies from the Hustler store in West Hollywood. There's a good chance Brit's puss juice is all over em. Nast.
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