November 27, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Elton John's dude, David Furnish, is supporting a new bill in the UK that wants to make homophobic jokes illegal. If the bill is passed and you are found guilty of promoting hatred against homos you could face 7-years in the clink.
David said, "I think any sort of hatred is unacceptable so yes, I support it. That said, I think this country is unbelievably tolerant and I feel privileged to live here and to be married to a Brit – as well as thankful that I can be married to a Brit."
That's right! Make fun of me and go to prison. Give me a break. If you ban gay jokes, you have to ban all fucking jokes. A world without gay jokes would be like a world without kittens. A world I would not want to live in! And I'm gayer than Elton and David's two-headed dildo!
It's a simple thing really. If a joke offends you, walk away or tell them off.
I'm of the mindset that people should be able to say whatever they want. Just like you have the right to do something about it if it offends you, but making it illegal? How the hell are they going to determine what's offensive and what's not? It's a matter of opinion.
That's that. Now a joke! What's the diference between a gay dude and a freezer?
Freezers don't fart when you pull the meat out!