Britney Got New Polyester Hair!

November 27, 2007 / Posted by:
Brit Brit showed a lovely new mop of acrylic hair as she drove to the Four Seasons hotel last night. The wig that comes with the Sleeping Beauty costume at the Disney store looks better than that crap. It's not hard to find a good wig, but Britney always seems to wear the worst. The bitches at the wig store probably loooove her ass. They are like "Here comes that dumbass bitch! Get the scraps off the floor and sell it to her for ten times the price! Three martini lunch is on me!"
In other BS news. She will have her boys on Christmas. Brit's and KFed's lawyers figured it out in a closed-door hearing yesterday. BS will get her kids on Christmas Day. This will be the best Christmas ever! "Mommy passed out under the tree again and smashed all our toys and ate up our Aquadots."
And in other other BS news…she will shoot her new music video for "Piece of Me" today at 8am. In BS time that's 8pm……on Friday. 
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