Worst Thanksgiving Ever
November 26, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
InTouch claims Jessica Simpson brought Dallas Cowboys' quarterback Tony Romo home for Thanksgiving. I guess the two are dating now and Jessica wanted to introduce him to her grandmother in Waco, TX. The two arrived a day after Thanksgiving, because Tony had to play a game. Jessica's parents were there and all were happy to see him.
Tony has denied he's dating Jessica. I would too. Tony has the slut of sluts. He will fuck anybody!
I can only imagine Thanksgiving at the Simpson home. Papa Joe probably gets really drunk and "handsy" with Jessica. Jessica probably won't shut up and Tina Simpson probably cries in the corner from all the Simpson secrets she's been forced to keep.
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